ladies,

pshaw! girls your age should be out showing their goods to real boys and not lazing about the house, posting them on the internet when the rentz aren't looking! unless it's for your myspace, then i'm totally cool with that. your life.

but on Deviantart it's ridiculous. i mean this kind of work produces images as shocking as they are lackadaisical-- a dandy spirit which i tried to capture in the awesome presentation of this stamp! i need to invest in a "smaller font" selection.

if you've been so unfortunate, you know that every time you come across one of these... ego farts, there is a long line of commentary saying how hot they think it is. all right i admit-- there are also a lot of folks trying to be pseudo-artistic about how hot they think it is.

but since porn sites charge outrageous dues, i guess devart is a great place to go for free kicks if you're not into gay furries-- i mean it's become a veritable cornucopia of faceless, no-talent no-effort fanservice that the "artist' had virtually no hand in composing unless you count birth and surviving to age eighteen (we hope) with the brain of a field mouse without being carried off by a low-flying buzzard somewhere along the way.

so i suppose, apart from inciting rage among people who know the fuck better, THAT, friends, is the real talent these ladies are exhibiting. i mean how do they cross roads or eat noodles!? every day is so full of peril when your judgment is so poor!

oh did i mention that i'm actually one of the most twisted and perverse people i know? aw shit, well i meant to. so take it all in that context: that it even bothers me. i want mature content. i don't want your stupid ass spread out like an anatomy textbook. i have plenty of anatomy textbooks. and plenty of porn that is far more imaginative.